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Quotes by Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

"Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an over- dose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a steroid-free fitness center."
By Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
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