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Quotes by Victor Borge

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
By Victor Borge
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"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
By Victor Borge
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"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
By Victor Borge
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"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
By Victor Borge
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"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
By Victor Borge
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"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
By Victor Borge
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"Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year."
By Victor Borge
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"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
By Victor Borge
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"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything els"
By Victor Borge
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"The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of"
By Victor Borge
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"Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
By Victor Borge
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"I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't."
By Victor Borge
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"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
By Victor Borge
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