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Quotes by Thomas Szasz
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."
By Thomas Szasz
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"Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults."
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"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."
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"The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."
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"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."
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"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."
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"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him."
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"The stupid neither forgive nor forget the naive forgive and forget the wise forgive but do not forget."
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"Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts are defined. That is why men are more interested in bet"
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"Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time serenity, that nothing is."
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"Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent aim of modern industrial societies to r"
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"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something on"
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"Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine now, when science is strong and religion wea"
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"Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children"
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"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
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