Quotes by Stephen Butler Leacock

"The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically known in municipal interviews as refusing to c"

"Most people tire of a lecture in 10 minutes clever people can do it in 5. Sensible people never go to lectures at all."

"Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing part of the afternoon, and suddenly looked up to realize that the l"

"It may be that those who do most, dream most."

"Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour."

"I am a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."

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