Quotes by So I Married an Axe Murderer

"John Johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had wh"

"Charlie And I'd really like to kiss you, but that's not a good idea, because then we'd start kissing on the couch, and then we'd"

"Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it for"

"Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie a"

"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like a"

"Harriet Do you actually like haggis Charlie No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is b"

"Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called F-You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking peo"

"Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have t"

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