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"Merrill One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, lookin"

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"Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty"

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"Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'd"

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"Graham See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you Are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles Or do yo"

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"Graham Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away."

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"Bo There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water"

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