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Quotes by Scott Adams
"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
By Scott Adams
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"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
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"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
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"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
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"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
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"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
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"I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all cit"
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"There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal ball"
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"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
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"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
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"I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The pr"
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"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end."
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot."
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"We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart devian"
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"We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational."
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"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a succes"
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"The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage--Man"
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"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
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"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
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"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
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"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questio"
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