Quotes by Sam Levenson

"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children."

By Sam Levenson

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."

By Sam Levenson

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."

By Sam Levenson

"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."

By Sam Levenson

"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it."

By Sam Levenson

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button."

By Sam Levenson

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."

By Sam Levenson

"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."

By Sam Levenson

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