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Quotes by Otto von Bismark
"Politics is no exact science."
By Otto von Bismark
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"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."
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"When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of putting it into practice."
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"Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation for noble sacrifices."
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"A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success."
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