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"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
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"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
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"Nietsche is Pietsche.""
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"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."
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"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."
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"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"
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"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."
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"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
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"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
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"When there are monsters there are miracles."
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"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. "
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"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."
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"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."
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"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up."
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"An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how t"
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"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
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"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
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"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
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"If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
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"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
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"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave."
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"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."
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"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
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"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
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"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."
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