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"Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nicknam"

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset And he's car"

"If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the trea"

"I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I"

"I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and 'rogue' sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I"

"The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues ca"

"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low t"