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Quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson
"America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations."
By Lyndon B. Johnson
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"If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking."
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"Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it."
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"When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will"
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"I won't have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble in Parliament you run over here with your shirttai"
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"Our purpose in Vietnam is to prevent the success of aggression. It is not conquest, it is not empire, it is not foreign bases, i"
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"If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in y"
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"I don't believe I'll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn't go t"
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"The Negro says, 'Now.' Others say, 'Never.' The voice of responsible Americans ... says, 'Together.' There is no other way."
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"Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's sk"
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"I greet you as the shapers of American society."
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"There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. Most of them come down to this Deny your resp"
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"All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it."
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"I seldom think of politics more than 18 hours a day."
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"I believe the destiny of your generation-and your nation-is a rendezvous with excellence."
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"Poverty must not be a bar to learning and learning must offer an escape from poverty."
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"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath."
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"We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over others. It has become a nec"
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"A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sic"
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"Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store."
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"Organized crime constitutes nothing less than a guerilla war against society."
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"The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger than he was and no matter how big, not big enough"
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"The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but wouldn't let them into the family brokerage business."
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"If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking."
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"It is the common failing of totalitarian regimes that they cannot really understand the nature of our democracy. They mistake di"
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