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Quotes by Joe Moore
"A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing."
By Joe Moore
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"Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles."
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"Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most."
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"America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the govern"
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"It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close."
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"You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency."
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"Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath."
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"If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it."
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"Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it."
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"Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the othe"
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"As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible."
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"The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know."
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"Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people."
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"Marriage love, honor, and negotiate."
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"It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better."
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"It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."
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"Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety."
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"There are no answers, only cross-references."
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"After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers."
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"Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite."
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"A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some."
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"If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to."
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"You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office."
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"There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem to find anything you lose."
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"The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public."
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