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Quotes by James Thurber

"I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere."
By James Thurber
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"Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness."
By James Thurber
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"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
By James Thurber
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"I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness."
By James Thurber
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"It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy."
By James Thurber
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"Its better to know some of the questions, than all of the answers."
By James Thurber
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"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."
By James Thurber
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"Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead"
By James Thurber
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"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
By James Thurber
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"I hate women because they always know where things are."
By James Thurber
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"A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home."
By James Thurber
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"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
By James Thurber
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"You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward."
By James Thurber
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"I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm."
By James Thurber
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"Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation."
By James Thurber
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"All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why."
By James Thurber
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"The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel."
By James Thurber
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"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people--that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature."
By James Thurber
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"Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?"
By James Thurber
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"Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority."
By James Thurber
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"There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures."
By James Thurber
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"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility."
By James Thurber
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"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
By James Thurber
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"He who hesitates is sometimes saved."
By James Thurber
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"Let us not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around us in awareness."
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