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Quotes by Jack Benny
"A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid."
By Jack Benny
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"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never."
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"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
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"Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
By Jack Benny
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"When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character."
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"Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young."
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"When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and ever"
By Ty Cobb
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