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Quotes by Happy Gilmore
"Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not v"
By Happy Gilmore
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"Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact."
By Happy Gilmore
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"Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass."
By Happy Gilmore
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"Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sle"
By Happy Gilmore
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"Happy The price is wrong, bitch."
By Happy Gilmore
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"Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball."
By Happy Gilmore
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"Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was"
By Happy Gilmore
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"Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."
By Happy Gilmore
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