Quotes by Emo Phillips

"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

By Emo Phillips

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

By Emo Phillips

"People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?""

By Emo Phillips

"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained"

By Emo Phillips

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."

By Emo Phillips

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."

By Emo Phillips

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