Quotes by Eloise Salholz

"Living up to basic ethical standards in the classroom-discipline, tolerance, honesty-is one of the most important ways children"

By Eloise Salholz

"To Tennessee Williams, children were 'no-neck monsters,' while William Wordsworth apotheosized the newborn infant as a 'Mighty P"

By Eloise Salholz

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"If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife T"

"Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and"

"I think my favorite monster movie is 'Gone With the Wind', because it has that ear monster and that big-dress monster."

"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic."

"I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little"

"If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but I'd try to f"

"I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals."