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Quotes by Calvin Trillin

"The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives."
By Calvin Trillin
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"Health food makes me sick."
By Calvin Trillin
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"Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry."
By Calvin Trillin
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"If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?"
By Calvin Trillin
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"Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place."
By Calvin Trillin
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"Health food makes me sick."
By Calvin Trillin
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
By Calvin Trillin
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"Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place."
By Calvin Trillin
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"Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically."
By Calvin Trillin
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original mea"
By Calvin Trillin
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"Health food makes me sick."
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