Quotes by Billy Madison

"Juanita Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too."

By Billy Madison

"Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really,"

By Billy Madison

"Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out."

By Billy Madison

"Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior"

By Billy Madison

"Billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. Billy"

By Billy Madison

"Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap."

By Billy Madison

"Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlo"

By Billy Madison

"Principal Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your r"

By Billy Madison

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